Most wittiest collection of funny quotes and sayings. Be ready to get yourself LOLED. :)

10 Fun Facts

1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2- You can’t count your hairs.
3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4- You just tried No.3.
6- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.
7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.
8- You skipped No. 5.
9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5
10- Share this with your friends to have some fun too. 🙂

Those who don’t like me

Those who don’t like me, aren’t like me. As its highly unlikely they’ll ever be like me to like me. Which I personally don’t care if this is more than highly likely.

My father

My father was never proud of me.

One day he asked me, “How old are you.”
I said, “I’m five.”
He said, “When I was your age I was six.”

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