10 FUN FACTS
1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2- You can’t count your hairs.
3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4- You just tried No.3.
6- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.
7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.
8- You skipped No. 5.
9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5
10- Share this with your friends to have some fun too. 🙂
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10 FUN FACTS
Things to do today:
1. Dig a hole
2. Name it Love
3. Watch people fall in Love
You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to.
“What happens after you die?”
“Lot’s of things happen after you die – they just don’t involve you.”
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.”
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
You remind me of my chinese friend….Ug Lee.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was Fun.
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
Friendship … is born at the moment when one man says to another “What! You too? I thought I was the only one….”
I wake up when I can’t hold my PEE any longer.
Does anybody know how to disable the auto-correct feature on my wife ?
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree than realize it was you air-freshner.
I hate how after an argument, I think about more clever stuffs I could have said.
Trust me, You can dance.
Arguing with a women is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I Agree.”
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
A man has usually no idea how often he normally farts. That is, until he spends 24 hours with a girl he likes.
I hate it when I am drinking and somebody tries to correct my VODCABULARY.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men–the other 999 follow women.
I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.
It is better to fart and feel the shame than hold and feel the pain. 🙂
There are only three things that women needs in life: Food, water, and compliments.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
George F. Burns
He has a face like Saint – A Saint Barnard
Those who don’t like me, aren’t like me. As its highly unlikely they’ll ever be like me to like me. Which I personally don’t care if this is more than highly likely.
My father was never proud of me.
One day he asked me, “How old are you.”
I said, “I’m five.”
He said, “When I was your age I was six.”
Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars.