Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
11- Sweetest kiss- On the head. Loveliest kiss- On cheeks! Most romantic kiss- On the lips! & the hottest kiss? On The bike’s silencer
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
My husband and I
divorced over religious
differences – He
thought he was God.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush…I mean it about the toothbrush.
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
I wonder If a bra is called an ‘over the shoulder bolder holder’, then what would you call men underwear?
It would be known as under the but nut hut?
Whenever you are feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”. LOLZZZ
Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door?
1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2- You can’t count your hairs.
3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4- You just tried No.3.
6- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.
7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.
8- You skipped No. 5.
9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5
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Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
Please send me a baby brother.
Santa Wrote back,
“Send me your mother….”
But when a fifteen year old married couple smile everyone wonders why..!!!
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Jerome K. Jerome
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
until I bought a bag of chips.
Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it’s probably a crap.
By the time we’re ready to admit we’ve reached middle age, we’re beyond it.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
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