10 Fun Facts
1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2- You can’t count your hairs.
3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4- You just tried No.3.
6- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.
7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.
8- You skipped No. 5.
9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5
10- Share this with your friends to have some fun too.
When in doubt, mumble.
Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl’s tummy for nine months.
Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it’s probably a crap.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Sometimes I wish my dog could talk, but then I remember all the crazy shit he’s witnessed me doing.
You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.