Someone should open up a restaurant called “I don’t care”. Then we can finally go to that restaurant my girlfriends always talking about.”
Q: Why don’t farts graduate from high school?
A: Because they always end up getting expelled!
खुदा के घर से चंद फरिश्ते फरार हो गये;
कुछ पकड़े गये कुछ हमारे यार हो गये!
Don’t you hate it when you fart under your blanket, lift your foot to air it out but instead you unintentionally lift the other end of the blanket and get the full load in your face?
Women spend their whole life to find the right man just to tell him everyday that he is wrong.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after
you’ve purchased new school clothes.
Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what’s funny – laugh at what’s sad,
laugh loud – laugh often,
laugh at me – laugh at you – laugh at life.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It’s called karma but its pronounced as
“Ha Ha Ha”
Next time you need to fart in public, say this….
“Do I smell popcorn?” Then watch everyone take a deep breath and fart.
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn’t even leave a hole. ‘
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they’ll stop laughing.
Things to do today:
1. Dig a hole
2. Name it Love
3. Watch people fall in Love
You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to.
“What happens after you die?”
“Lot’s of things happen after you die – they just don’t involve you.”
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
You remind me of my chinese friend….Ug Lee.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
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