Category: Funny Beer Quotes

Beer makes you feel

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson                                                

Too drunk to drive

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree than realize it was you air-freshner.

My phone was

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Drinking problem

I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
Anonymous

Yes, madam, I am drunk

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill (I like this funny quote the most)

Beer belly

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
Rita Rudner

Drunk mans words

A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Steve Fergosi

Beer is proof

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

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