Funny Friendship Quotes

When you’re in jail

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was Fun.

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.

Friendship … is born at the moment when one man says to another “What! You too? I thought I was the only one….”

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Unknown

A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.”
Ambrose Bierce

Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Cuban Proverb

You remind me of my chinese friend….Ug Lee.

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
Jim Carrey