A degree of friendship
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.”
Ambrose Bierce
Category: Funny Friendship Quotes
Ug Lee
You remind me of my chinese friend….Ug Lee.
When you’re in jail
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was Fun.
Friends are like
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
What! You too
Friendship … is born at the moment when one man says to another “What! You too? I thought I was the only one….”
Must be old to be good
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Cuban Proverb
Best friend or worst enemy
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
Jim Carrey
Failure of best friend
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Unknown
