When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was Fun.
Category: Funny Friendship Quotes
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
Friendship … is born at the moment when one man says to another “What! You too? I thought I was the only one….”
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.”
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
You remind me of my chinese friend….Ug Lee.
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.