Category: Funny Life Quotes

Laugh at life

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what’s funny – laugh at what’s sad,
laugh loud – laugh often,
laugh at me – laugh at you – laugh at life.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie

First hundred years

Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner

All my Life

All my life I thought air was free……
until I bought a bag of chips.

Keyboard of Life

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Two tragadies of life

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde

Life is what happens

“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”
John Lennon

Secret of happy married life

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman

Life is a waste

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

Failure in life

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Christopher Morley

Life is all about

Life is all bout @ss… you’re either kissing it, behaving like it, covering it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it.

Life is cheap

Life is cheap. It’s the accessories that kill you.


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