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My father

My father was never proud of me.
One day he asked me, “How old are you.”
I said, “I’m five.”
He said, “When I was your age I was six.”

Just fart

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

My goal for 2016

My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 which I planned on keeping back in 2012.

Admire the problem

No, I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
Ashleigh Brilliant

I have two

I have two daughters and both are girls.
Anonymous

Sweetest kiss

11- Sweetest kiss- On the head. Loveliest kiss- On cheeks! Most romantic kiss- On the lips! & the hottest kiss? On The bike’s silencer

over the shoulder bolder holder

I wonder If a bra is called an ‘over the shoulder bolder holder’, then what would you call men underwear?
It would be known as under the but nut hut?

Tell the truth, unless

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Jerome K. Jerome

Women is like

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Nancy Reagan

He really is an idiot

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx

Pain in the neck

I used to think that you were pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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