Category: Short Funny Quotes

Really expensive

The best things in life are actually really expensive. — Unknown

I’d rather die

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.
Jimmy Buffett

Feel the pain

It is better to fart and feel the shame than hold and feel the pain. 🙂

Mirror can’t talk

Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!