I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
If a man said he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Learn from the past Live for today Look for tomorrow Take a nap this afternoon.
I copied my shaadi.com profile from a used truck website. Meticulous white – Good condition – Reliable – Cheap – No evidence of rear end damage. Must See. 😀
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
A BOSS is like a diaper.. Always on your ass, and usually full of sh … it
when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
My husband and I
divorced over religious
differences – He
thought he was God.
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.
Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush…I mean it about the toothbrush.
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.
Whenever you are feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”. LOLZZZ
Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door? 🙂
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
Please send me a baby brother.
Santa Wrote back,
“Send me your mother….”